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Ever drive by one of those places with a red neon sign that says "SPA" and wonder what goes on behind those blackened windows? So just lay back, relax, and let me do my job. And remember - I work for tips. This comment is totally out of topic but your breasts are awesome. If I may, between them must be a great place for a happy ending. I left another comment on an older post, that one more on-topic and more serious. Thanks for the tips, I am truly happy to receive these from you, however I have a Foot massager at my place so I seldom talk of massage parlors!
Hi CJ, still loving your blog. What do you think this means in a local ad for a "spa" : You may self-shower on premises. No table showers provided. Dear TO, You cracked the code! But on the positive side, a shower hints big time that they give happy endings. I use abeandblog.info because the massage parlor reviews are free and it takes out all the guess work.
Thanks for doing this! There are a bunch of little parlors around. These places have got to provide "non therapeutic services". They advertise shower tables, relaxation, etc, and during the massage things definitely get sensual - they spend a lot of time massaging near to the fun spots, just never going there. Am I doing something wrong? You must be giving off the wrong vibe. My local yellow pages is pretty much useless because the info is hopelessly out of date.
But there is no doubt about which establishments would be of interest. One section called "theraputic massage" and another is for "non-theraputic massage. Virtually all of the ads are for massage and the code words are there as you describe. And to make it even more obvious, some guys get massages with happy ending from nude massage clips West Palm Beach ads have a big star next to the listing which reads, in solid caps, "Adult Massage".
You can check it out on abeandblog.info. Any suggestions on how to tell a place like yours from an AMP? All of the newspaper ads seem to read "AMP" between the lines. And thanks for this informative, entertaining and overall amazing blog! Anon, call the phone number in the ad before visiting.
Things are not always as clear cut as implied by all here. Before I gave up on finding anything illegal in those Thai places, I thought that those were telltale clues. Also some legit parlors desperate for business go as far as advertising in the LA X-Press or on Cityvibe! So mongers everywhere should expect excitement and surprises of all sorts, but realize that THERE ARE NO RULES.
The "sure thing", guys get massages with happy ending from nude massage clips West Palm Beach, just like with women, is a fantasy. Go to parlors like you go to Vegas.
And as a monger, you can perfectly be an asshole, but certainly NOT stupid - the latter end up with the clap or the snap handcuffs! Hi CJ, Love your posts. I am a newbie that has been to a a few MP. Never had the happy. I am always nervous that itcould be a set up. I know it is crazy, but I always feel like I am walking into a sting, where afterwards I would walk out only to meet a cop with a badge.
Could that ever happen? If all goes well, do I have anything to worry about on the way out of the door. Geez I am paranoid. Thanks for your time and comments. For the guys that seem to be striking out, of the hints I picked up early is that turning down the table shower before the massage is a sign you might be a cop.
Allays say "Yes" to the table massage if you want a Happy Ending! How often do you think town officials know about these places and just ignore it? Just curious if you ever worry about that.
Hi CJ, I recently discovered your blog and I really enjoy it! The women are pretty attractive and very good at massaging not an asian placebut all of the ads are on backpage, and local forums have indicated a few of the women have given a hj. Thanks and I love your blog!!
Just look at the guys get massages with happy ending from nude massage clips West Palm Beach, would that seem to be hinting at extra?? If the establishment provides the service, she will then proceed in one of several ways. She may ask what you want, at which time you can tell her specifically what you want.
At that point, if she provides the service requested, she will probably happy ending voyeur massage Reno, Nevada you what it will cost.
Instead of asking for a special massage, you can point to your cock and say "what about more? All of my happy endings have been at Asian massage parlors in Georgia and one in Florida. My experiences there have been positive ones-all have been clean, conducted in private rooms with regular massage tables, and not of the "seedy" variety.
The masseuse at my very first experience asked if I wanted "special massage. Of course, I said yes, and she proceeded to take off her clothes, started hand job, then there was kissing, total contact, guys get massages with happy ending from nude massage clips West Palm Beach, putting my fingers on and in her, and when I pulled her onto the table she told me "no fucking!
She cleaned me off after I came and I tipped her. One masseuse at a different place did not offer anything after the normal massage,and I asked "is that all? I was uncertain if this place provided more, even though I had read a blog that confirmed it did.
I then asked for a special massage. Not only did she give a great hand job, but told me to always point to my cock and ask "what about him? As for negotiating price, she simply said "you take care of me and I will take care of you. One masseuse at another parlor actually walked in the room I had been led to by the mamas and planted a full, long kiss on my lips while grabbing my cock.
We negotiated the price for full service at that moment. Still another place escorted me to the room,did table massage, full body massage, and nothing else. I asked for a special massage, pointed to my cock, but she refused.
I walked out perplexed. And offered no tip. I later did searches online and discovered they had been raided by guys get massages with happy ending from nude massage clips West Palm Beach police two months earlier and one lady had been arrested.
This was my first and only time there. So they may not have trusted a total stranger. Go to abeandblog.info for reviews on massage parlors all across the country, mostly Asian parlors.
For the details of most reviews, however, you have to be a paid member. But reviews are very specific and leave few questions u answered, and you can also communicate with others about their experiences. This helped me in the beginning, and I later cancelled my membership:. I should get paid for a free promo:. Are massage parlors always in semi-sketchy or rural areas? This seems to be what CJ is saying. Very informative and quite fun to read. Perhaps I missed it but do you have any experience or advice on couples massage sessions?
Any advice or tips? Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse. How to Find a Massage Parlor…. One of you guys asked me how to find an Erotic Massage Parlor.
Well, the easiest way to start is to pick up the Yellow Pages. Go look at the listings. For example: Oriental Star, Maximusor Pleasureland are all probably massage parlors. By the same token, any ad with the words: LMT, Therapeutic, Florida, or Hair and Nails, is NOT NOT NOT a massage parlor!!!! Other key words to look for in the ads are: Table Shower, Body Shampooand Stress Relief.
Also look at the hours — Massage Parlors will usually have weird, late hours. Before I proceed, let me make a disclaimer here… I am NOT advocating any illegal activity on your part. I am just providing some general information that you can use at your own risk.
I take no responsibility for whatever you guys get into. Any ads that say: Now Hiring, Incallor Outcall are probably Full Service. You can try the internet for some chat rooms or something to see if anyone knows anything about your local places. Or they can be a mix.
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